The Monk Chronicle

8:32pm: I hate sweeping.
God damn splinters. Always stabbing me. -____- Why can't we have a normal plastic broom? What the fuck is so holy about a damn wooden broom?! Why can't monks just use a fucking Swiffer?!? WHY DO I HAVE TO USE THIS ATROCITY?!?

Gloves. I'm buying gloves. So suck it you fucking broom. What are you going to do about it, huh? I know what you'll do; you'll stop stabbing me in the hands with your splinter minions.

Muha.

9:27pm: I FUCKING LOVE THE ZOO!!!

I know it's a little late for me to say that, but ever since I snuck away to go with Ryu-chan( n__n He asked me to call him that!) I've been punished grounded unavoidably detained. Ah well, it was worth it... Even though my hands are a little raw battered from all the scrubbing I've had to do.

I love Ryuichi chinchillas.

11:32pm: >3
::Filtered against Ryuichi::

O__O I'M GOING TO THE ZOO WITH MY HOOOOOOONEY!

::Public::

So, Sakuma-sama, where and when should I meet you at the zoo? n__n;

11:53pm: Trendy
Well, I finally got bored enough to get one of these things. It looks kind of crappy, but who really cares? I'm writing in it, so that automatically makes it sexy, and sexiness is whats important.

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What the hell are you supposed to write in these things anyway? Nothing interesting happened to me today.. I just went to school and was bored shitless, as usual.

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Crap, I'll figure out what to write in this later. I have video games to play homework to do.

10:37pm: .-.
test... .-.